"That's a BUICK??"

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 08/19/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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I saw the PERFECT car Buick should use in their stupid ads where old people get confused and dumb white bitches get into Taurii with gross ass dudes because they can’t find the fucking Buick their friend owns.

HOP UP IN THIS ORANGE DONK, BEYOTCH!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 12:50

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That's not orange.

misfitmascots > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 12:53

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Not a donk either

Takuro Spirit > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2015 at 12:53

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Color balance on dashcam notwithstanding, it was orange.

Takuro Spirit > misfitmascots 08/19/2015 at 12:54

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It’s missing the required cereal or candy sponsorship, I know.

Urambo Tauro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2015 at 12:54

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I’ll take your word for it. Just to avoid looking at it again.

misfitmascots > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 12:57

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It’s missing a bowtie. And not being made between 1971-1975

Takuro Spirit > misfitmascots 08/19/2015 at 12:58

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Semantics. No one really means what they mean anymore. What is the car culture calling these anyways these days?

Sneaky Pete > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 12:59

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I think most car circles call it “stupid."

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > misfitmascots 08/19/2015 at 13:14

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definitely donk

misfitmascots > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 08/19/2015 at 13:16

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Ok

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 13:18

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twins?

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-worst-part…

deekster_caddy > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 13:30

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People used to ask me all the time if my Riviera was a Jaguar, or a Rolls... The lack of any Buick insignia and the plush looking -R- symbols really threw people off.

Takuro Spirit > deekster_caddy 08/19/2015 at 13:39

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I see a silver one for sale almost every day. Its hard to not want it. I doubt its supercharged though.

ptak appreciates old racecars > deekster_caddy 08/19/2015 at 14:06

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I can see a non-enthusiast mistaking one for a Jag, what with the tapering back.

505 - morphine not found > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 17:18

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That’s an Opel / Vauhxal. But yes, it’s a Buick too. And a donk. And orange. And whatnot...

boxrocket > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 20:35

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More like, “BOO! Ick!!!”

boxrocket > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2015 at 20:38

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Imagine the gm car with the worst electrical problems you’ve yet encountered (presuming you have). Multiply that by about 3-5 and you have a Riviera/Aurora. They're rarely properly cared for and have a lot of issues IME.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Takuro Spirit 08/25/2015 at 16:40

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I’m okay with this. take a snooze mobile, and make it something “cool”. And it doesn’t look like they hacked up the body to fit the wheels, that’s one thing I can’t stand on these cars. I do have to wonder how they got that much lift on a FWD car tho.

Takuro Spirit > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/25/2015 at 16:54

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Looking at a stock one, it looks like its only an inch or so of lift (based off where the center of the hubs are in relation to the body lines)

Might just be strut or spring seat spacers.

I’d be worried about turning those big meats without running them into fender liners and whatnot in the wheel wells....

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Takuro Spirit 08/25/2015 at 16:57

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I’m sure there is some rubbing at full lock, but hey you gotta make sacrifices if you wanna ball that hard.